Cats are contrarians

"Cats are bad pets :

• Cats don't care about you as a human being.
• Cats are not grateful.
• Our relationship with cats is one-sided, and we are on the losing end.
• Cats purr because they haven't yet learned to throw their food bowls in our faces.
• Many cats don't actually like being petted by humans at all.
• Cats kill birds. They do it solely because they know birds give us such joy.
• Your cat's poop is making you neurotic, schizophrenic, suicidal, and smell bad.

What does all this mean for cat lovers? Clearly, nothing. We will continue to house and feed these maniacal creatures, empty their litter boxes on a regular basis, and allow them to deposit their pheromones all over us. They, in turn will thank us by barfing on our rugs and sleeping on our faces."

Read the full article and enjoy : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/renee-fisher/cats-bad-pets_b_6014638.html.

Still, if I had a pet, it would be a cat.