Swine

I hate greedy pigs. They are terrible blots on society, and an unstoppable source of stinking manure.

Unfortunately, I know quite a few of them. And they are not all capitalists or in business for that matter. Many would just like to be rich pigs but are nothing more than  a pain in the ass.

And  none, neither the real article nor unsufferable "would be" can be trusted.

By the way, I prefer real pigs to the "human" version.